Katherine Gets Grounded/Transcript


 * (Scene opens at the Smith-Forester house at night.)
 * Laura: Well, I guess that's it. Your father and I heading out to the hotel for the whole weekend, you have two cellphones plan and of course, we're going to the airport to the hotel. So, what's the big plan to do tonight?
 * Katherine: I have a few friends coming over like Carla and Sara. It's that okay with you?
 * Laura: Sure thing! But don't throw a party while we're heading out.
 * Katherine: Well, I just better call the poilce to bust the fire dancers...
 * Laura: (frowns) Katherine?
 * Katherine: Just kidding around!
 * Laura: Robert, you know you're not wearing that on the plane, didn't you?
 * Robert: No, Laura. I wearing on the plane just yet.
 * Laura: We will be back by at this time first thing tomorrow.
 * (Johnny and Danny walk by)
 * Johnny: Hey, Mom and Dad. Your tax is here.
 * Laura: Bye, Katherine. You're in charge for the house.
 * Robert: Behave yourself, kids.
 * Johnny, Danny and Katherine: Bye!
 * (Katherine calls Carla)
 * Katherine: Hey, Carla. What are you doing tonight? You and Sara wanted to come on over and you know, hanging out?
 * Johnny: Do you need some help with some snacks or something?
 * Katherine: Listen to me, under no circumstances do I want you to do anything crazy. Nothing anything for that matter. Just go upstairs to your room and get out of my way. Vamoose!
 * Johnny: Are you sure? We can make a nacho launcher or a dip founatin.
 * Katherine: No.
 * Johnny: How about a wasabi slide?
 * Katherine: I said no. (To Carla) I'm sorry about that, Carla. Just coming over around... Wait, I have a another call. Hello?
 * Johnny: (On Katherine's Phone) How about the ketcup-go-round?
 * Katherine: JOHNNY!!
 * Johnny: Oh, okay. (hungs up his phone) Hey, where's Gray?
 * (Gray puts on his fedora and opens a drawer where he slides through a tube)
 * 'Maurice: Come on, Agent G. We've been having trouble with our tubes getting mixed up in the city dump center. We will make sure that you will never ending up.
 * Eugene: Gary the Platypus?!
 * Maurice: Where are you, Agent G? Great googly moogly! Well, hold on tight. I just give you a mission. Eugene is up to no good again. He has been snooping around-
 * Eugene: Around the neighorhood apartment. Yes, yes, yes. I know that.
 * Maurice: He's also been buying-
 * Eugene: Buying electrical equipment.
 * Maurice: And checking-
 * Eugene and Maurice: movie starting times online.
 * Maurice: Let me tell it!
 * Eugene: I wanted to tell it, I wanted tell it! I was saying-- Wait... (He is cut off by Maurice, exclams in frustation)
 * Maurice: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.... (clears his throat) So, anyways, stop him, Agent G. And good luck.
 * Eugene: Thanks.
 * Maurice: Not you, Eugene.
 * Eugene: You're too late, I'm feeling lucky right now! (laughs and traps Gray) Do you like it? I call it a trap-a-lounger, beacuse it trappy and sitting all in one time.
 * (Scene cuts to the Smith-Forester house, where the doorbell rings. Katherine enters the door and sees Sara and Carla.)
 * Carla: Woo-hoo!
 * Sara: Yay!!!
 * Carla: I got some DVDs to watch for the party in pressure.
 * Katherine: That's not a party.
 * Carla: Oh, right. For not a party in pressure.
 * (Timmy and Sara's cousin Rosie Hudson appears.)
 * Sara: Katherine, this is my cousin Rosie.
 * Rosie: Why, hello there, Katherine.
 * Sara: She's coming over to your house for a whole weekend. It's that okay when she comes to your house, too?
 * Katherine: Well, Mom says that I have a couple people over. Sure, come on in.
 * Rosie: (Katherine closes the door walks with her) Hey, are you Johnny and Danny's big sister? That's nice to see you.
 * Katherine: Yeah. You did yourself, didn't you?
 * Carla: So Mom and Dad told me to clean up my room and I don't have shoes on lately. So I say "Can I clean up my room my feet and I did."
 * (Carla's Phone rings)
 * Carla: Oh, it's my boyfriend Jonesy. Hello?
 * Jonesy: (indistinct chattering over phone)
 * Carla: (To Katherine) Jonesy and Chandler's gig got cancelled. Will they coming over?
 * Katherine: Coming over here? Call Jonesy and Chandler? Sure, why not? That's two more for them.
 * Carla: (To Jonesy) Bring it on! (she hangs up) This is gonna be awsome!
 * (Scene shifts to Eviltrap Evil Inc.)
 * Eugene: So, let me tell you a evil scheme. Not too long ago, I used to sit right over there and watch free movies on the drive-in movie screen across the street. Of course, I didn't get the sound, so I'd make up my own dialogue. I was fun. (changes his tone of voice to sound gruff and deeper.) "Sheila, I love you, but now I have to defuse this bomb." (In normal voice) See Good fun stuff like gruffing. But now look at this. They built a giant building blocking my view. I tried to use the gruff voice like a man for that. (In gruff movie voice) "I'm a condominium. I'm just standing there." (In normal voice) See? How fun is that? That the same thing, "I'm a building." No story here. And I know what you're thinking about, why not just move my armchair over to that window over there with the unblocking view? Well, then I would have to move this little table too and a lamp, and this is the only electrical outlet. It will getting out from the building. So I device to inventing this: The Go-Away-Inator! One blast of the ray, and that building, and everyone in it, (snaps his fingers) will be instantly be transported somewhere else. Here on this well, I've written many undesirable locations. With a pull of this string, a site is randomly chosen, and goodbye low-rent condo, hello, Hollywood high-budgets! (laughs maniacally)
 * (Scene cuts to Smith-Forester house where Chandler and the Handels have arrived.)
 * Chandler: Hey, Katherine. Thanks for inventing us to your party.
 * Katherine: Oh, it's a not party, and I'm glad you and the entire band will be coming over.
 * Chandler: We have a new song. I love to test it out you girls.
 * Sara, Carla and Rosie: Wow.
 * Katherine: Um, well, I think I could agreed that it's just for the test. That's not a party for the band play. It's a small bit getting together, and gonna love that test song as we speak.
 * (Song: Breath)
 * Chandler: It's funny how words, are never what's heard, Cause still I don't know what you're thinking. We park and we talk. We talk and we talk. And I get this feeling I'm sinking. Press play and record at the same time. And capture us both so uneasy. But all in good time, On eternity's dime, I'll lose this breath I've been holding. Cupid's in knots, all our nerves are shot, But I'll lose this breath I've been holding.
 * (During the song, Carla, Sara and Rosie dance along. They cheer Chandler and the Handels at they play. Katheine snaps her fingers to the song nervously. Then, the door bell rings. Katherine walks to the door and answers it. Enter three teenage girls.)
 * Light Blonde Haired Girl: Hey, Katherine, you have same hair as me. Anyways, my parents are sleeping, so my friends and I walking over quietly to your house and we heard the music. It this Johnny and Danny's house?
 * Katherine: Well, yes it is, but-
 * Light Blonde Haired Girl: That's awsome for you!
 * Black Haired Girl: Hey, everyone! Johnny and Danny are throw a party!
 * Katherine: But, but, but...hold on. (chulckes nervously) It's just the big getting together. (tries to close the door, but gets slammed in the face as more teens walk in.)
 * Teenagers: Hey, Johnny and Danny!/Hey, guys! A party!
 * Katherine: (whispers herself) It's a not party.
 * Light Blonde Haired Girl: This song is awsome!
 * (More teens join in Chandler and the Handels and dance along, Johnny and Danny come downstairs and wave at the party teens.)
 * Johnny: Heeeeeyy.
 * Danny: If somebody to love something, it's hard to believe.
 * Johnny: Let's find Katherine.
 * (Rosie turns it up the radio and dancing easliy.)
 * Katherine: No, no, no! Just keep it quiet! I'm gonna turn it down a little bit. (chuckles nervously) La, la, la...(tried to unplug the radio, but Johnny and Danny interrupting her.)
 * Johnny: Hey, Katherine. Nice party.
 * Katherine: It's a not party! I'm just the big getting together!
 * (Chandler interrupted her.)
 * Chandler: Katherine? Thanks a lot for hosting this party.
 * Katherine: Oh, no problem about that. Rocking on! (Chandler leaves, Katherine looked at Johnny and Danny) What are you guys looking at me like that? If wanted to do something, sit on the couch and stay out of my way.
 * Johnny: (leaving with Danny) Oh, okay.
 * Teenage Guy: Chip rinds is coming your way!
 * (Someone throws a potato chips bag, Katherine catches it.)
 * Katherine: Hey! Snacks are for eating!
 * (Suddenly, the potato chips falls out to the ground. Katherine looks at the camera weird.)
 * (Scene cuts to Eugene Evil, Inc.)
 * Eugene: Any minute now, Gray the Platypus, that building will be relocated and I can enjoy my view! It just needs to warm up. (turns on the Go-Away-inator) Let's savor for a moment. Right now, my plan is worked, you're trapped, and the inator is warming up. Yes, these are the best moments, Gray the Platypus. These are the best moments.
 * (Back at the Smith-Forester house...)
 * Emery: Hey, dude, it is the Johnny and Danny's party?
 * Thaddeus: Sure does.
 * Emery: Cool! I found some Chip rinds to go with it.
 * Thaddeus: Awsome! More Chip rinds for everybody!
 * Katherine: I didn't intive this people over to my house. But who did this? Now what?
 * Party Members: Yeah! Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip!
 * Katherine: What in the world is going on here?
 * (Johnny and Danny eat potato chips)
 * Party Members: Yeah!
 * Katherine: Don't do that!
 * Johnny: Don't worry. We're eating chips at the party.
 * Teenage Guy:
 * Katherine:
 * Science Teacher:
 * (Song: Katherine Party)
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katerine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Johnny:
 * Chandler:
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * Katherine and Everyone:
 * Katherine:
 * (Johnny and Danny are leading a conga line)
 * Johnny: It's for you!
 * Katherine: Wait a second. What are you going?
 * Johnny: To the kitchen.
 * Party Guests: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Katherine: (on phone) Hello?
 * Laura: (on phone) Katherine?
 * Katherine: (gasps) It's Mom!
 * (Laura and Robert are at the airport)
 * Laura: Katherine, is that you?
 * Party Guests: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Chandler: Katherine party!
 * Laura: I can literally hear you! What was all that noise?
 * (The scene cuts back to Katherine at the house with party guests in the background. Katherine looks screwed.)
 * Party Guests:
 * Laura: Katherine, did you having a party?!
 * Katerine: Oh, no, no, no, Mom.
 * Chandler: Katherine party!
 * Katherine: It's the ultimate getting together.
 * Party Members: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Katherine: SHUT UP!!!
 * Party Members: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Laura: (gasps, turns her phone off) Robert, there's something went wrong going on here at home. I'm guess we're going to have to cancel this trip and get back home to punish her! (takes deep breath and sighs sadly.)
 * Robert: Oh, would you unlock my chains first, Laura?
 * Laura: (At the camera.) Yes. Yes, I will.
 * (Laura pulls the cord on Robert's shower-hat)
 * (At E.E.I.)
 * Eugene: Any minute now, Gary the Platypus, the inator will be all warming up. In the later days, it's going out like the tools. It's like an old school, Gary the- (notice the trap is escaped by Gary) Hey! You have been escaped already! (Gary punches him) Ouch!
 * (Scene cuts to Smith-Forester house.)
 * Katherine: (leads everyone outside.) Everyone, go in the backyard in my way! Let's go! Out, out, out and stay out!
 * Chandler: Hey, that's sounds like a great idea, Katherine. Moving the party outside, it's getting hot out here. (To party members) Hey, guys, let's keep rocking and rolling! (he walks off)
 * Party Guests: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Katherine: Oh, no! Now everyone is now all partying in the backyard!
 * Party Members: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Katherine: Why aren't they can't leaving?
 * (Laura and Robert arrive.)
 * Party Members: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Katherine: (gasps) Here they come!
 * (At E.E.I)
 * Eugene:
 * (Gary pulls the rug. The ray from the Go-away inator hits the party guests, making them disappear.)
 * Katherine: (gasps) The entire party is gone disappearing! (closes the door) Of course! That same invention that take away you boys to the party away from me! Now my butt is saved!
 * Johnny: That was weird. I wonder where the party is has been up to. (walks off)
 * Danny: Sometimes nice, I hope. (walks off)
 * (At E.E.I. The sides of Eugene's pants appear to have all the party members in them.)
 * Eugene: Hmm. Well, that was weird better than I thought. Hmm, okay, let's review. The Go-Away Inator who was zapping into it and find out what it is. Let me check my goggles to the who zapping into it. Basement, Kitchen, Bathroom, "MY PANTS?!" How did I write down here. Oh, I remember this. It's my giant cleaning wheel. I had it for years. Okay, but why I getting the dry cleaning wheel (his deep voice) I'm a dry cleaning wheel, what did I miss? (back to his normal voice) Gray the Platypus, do me a favor and push the resvrse button, wouldn't you?
 * (Gary does do and pushes the resvrse button on the Go-Away inator. The ray hits the backyard as Laura and Robert enter.)
 * Katherine: Mom and Dad are finally here!
 * (The party members materialize behind Katherine in the backyard. Laura and Robert march up to her.)
 * Katherine: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. What are you two doing back so early? I hope everything's okay. (long pause, Laura stomp her one feet) There's the party guests are behind me, right? Isn't over there?
 * Party Guests:' Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Laura: Katherine, I thought we trusted you, but no. We can't believe you throw a wild party!
 * Party Guests: Kathrine party! Katherine party!
 * Katherine: But I didn't mean to throw a wild party!
 * Party Guests: Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Laura: Well, okay, then. But who's wild party is it?
 * Teenage Guys: (open door) Katherine party! Katherine party!
 * Laura: Katherine Ashley Smith, you are so GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!! (To the Teenage Guys) Tell your partygoer friends to go straight home and then go straight upstairs to your room!! We're calling all your parents about this!!
 * Party Guests: Aww!
 * Partygoer Guy: Oh, man! My dad's going to kill me! Hey, everybody, the Katherine party is over.
 * Party Guests: Aww!
 * (Katherine walks sadly. Johnny and Danny watching her go.)
 * Johnny: Aw, don't feel sad, Katherine. If you want to make feel better, you just apparently throw a greatest party of the summer!
 * Katherine: Thanks, boys. I will see you guys in a week. (goes upstairs sadly as Gary comes back)
 * Johnny: Oh, there you are, Gary. You miss Katherine's whole party!
 * Danny: Literally! A platypus has been looking all over the edge.
 * Gary: (chatters)
 * (Back with Eugene Evil Inc.)
 * Eugene: Oh, Sharon! Thanks goodness, you're here. A platypus tied me up in my own pants!
 * Sharon: (walks up) How did my life to get any worse better you had a long strange sentence to me?
 * (A long silence follows. After that, Eugene gets mad at his daughter.)
 * Eugene: (in his deep voice) You're my daughter and only child now. I will stop being sarcastic and obey your command to untie you.